Lord, I pray you watch over the Swedish football team. Use Alexander Isak as your instrument in this awful hell of EURO 2020 to watch over them. Especially if they’re men like Zlatan Ibrahimovic, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.
Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about the Slovakians, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell. Amen.
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